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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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