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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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