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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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