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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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