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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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