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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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