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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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