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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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