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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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