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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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