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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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