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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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