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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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