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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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