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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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