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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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