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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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