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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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