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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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