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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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