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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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