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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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