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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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