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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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