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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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