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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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