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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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