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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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