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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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