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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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