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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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