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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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