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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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