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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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