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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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