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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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