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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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