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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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