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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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