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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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