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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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