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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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