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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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