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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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