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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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