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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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