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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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