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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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