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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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