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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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