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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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