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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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