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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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