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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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