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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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