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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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