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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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