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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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