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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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