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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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