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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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