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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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