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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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