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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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