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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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