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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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