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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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