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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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