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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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